"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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