Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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