Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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