Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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