I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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