wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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