she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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