check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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