I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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