we're blogging at a bar
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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