It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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