I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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