Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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