I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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