You just made me feel so damn special
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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