Please, let me fuck your mom
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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