I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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