Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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