Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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