ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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