Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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