Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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