We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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