we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
