Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted