Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
