my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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