That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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