i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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