It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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