hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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