"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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