You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does