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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support

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• (424): View more from California

  Do u kno any dealers?

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  I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.

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• (914): View more from New York

  he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.

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• (562): View more from California

  You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.

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  Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?

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