Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(513): View more from Ohio

no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.

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(646): View more from New York

maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.

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(438): View more from Quebec

My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I love you more with every blowjob.

(1-202): View more from Washington, DC

You should write for Hallmark.

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(425): View more from Washington

What goes on in that head of yours?

(206): View more from Washington

Gay sex, for the most part. Why?

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(805): View more from California

I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace

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(416): View more from Toronto

I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20

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(970): View more from Colorado

It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.

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