what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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