he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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