i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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