He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
sarcasm needs its own font
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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