I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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