i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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