i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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