According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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