p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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