why didn't you poke me back
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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