He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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