We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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