remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
how do flat chested girls get laid?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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