I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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