just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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