"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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