his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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