i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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