The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
