Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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