Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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