is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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