Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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