i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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