If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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